facebanking


the act of masturbating over friends on facebook
” hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message”
” soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics”
a campaign tactic, similar to phonebanking, which involves logging onto facebook chat and asking friends to vote for a candidate. it is used most prominently in student government elections at the post-secondary level.
if we want to win this election we’re going to need people with lots of friends facebanking for us.

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