Facebeat


the act of masturbating to profile pictures, photo alb-ms, and the like on facebook.
juan: how was last night, mang?

me: thanks for asking, juan. i was running super low on mental images of old girlfriends, coworkers and acquaintances to pud off to, so i logged onto facebook and facebeat literally all night long.

juan: that’s sick, homes.

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