faceboob


placing one’s head between a pair of b–bs to facilitate the rubbing of the face with the br–sts.
‘do you mind if i faceb–b you’
‘go ahead’
‘brrrllllrrrr-‘

-faceb–bing is often accompanied by sounds similar to those of a bluppy or raspberry
to look through added friends or friends of friends pictures in hopes of finding great bikini pictures. alb-ms named beach are prime areas for this activity
i added dolly as a friend last night, i hope she accepts! with a rack like that i cant wait to faceb–b her!
s-xy but fake (usually photoshopped) b–b photos that are used by some women in facebook to fool people. some of these faceb–b pictures don’t show the person’s face.
guy 1: hey your hot friend that i saw in facebook has got nice b–bs.
guy 2: nah, it isn’t that great irl, those are just faceb–bs.
when a girl hugs you and presses your face to her bossoms or when someone voluntarily puts their face in someone’s b–bs in an embrace.
guy: got hugged by a really tall girl today. her top was so low, total faceb–b.
b–bs, usually small perky ones, on a womans face…yes they’re real….if you thought they were fake you are in for the most amazing feeling in your life when u find out they exist…i’ve seen em…glorious glorious face b–bs…
that chick has face b–bies
i like to kiss face b–bs
i like to use my schl-ng to slap face b–bs
somebody who has just started using facebook.
a newbie of facebook. or better a noob in facebook.
he has just started using facebook. what a noob he is a faceb–b.
a very stupid looking person
you face b–b!!! stop looking at the b–bs on the b–b tube… loser

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