Facebook Affair
like a real affair, a facebook affair is when someone is cheating on their boyfriend/husband or girlfriend/wife with someone on facebook. the relationship never really becomes physical and the two people might never actually meet. the facebook affair ranges from them s-xting eachother and having very s-xual conversations like they are a couple, to flirting and giving eachother “cute” nicknames like “honey” and “boo”.
this can go on for months or be a one night thing. the two people may actually know each other or be complete strangers, but either way when the person they are actually in a relationship finds out there will be h-ll to pay.
jack: hey, did you hear bill got fired?
mike: what? why?
jack: he was having a facebook affair with his boss’s wife. she left her profile open and he saw their messages.
mike: d-mn, but she is a milf sooooo…
jen: i feel terrible.
kelly: what happened?
jen: mike and i had a fight lastnight and i got drunk and had a facebook affair with an italian underwear model.
kelly: d-mn, but marks a douche sooooo…
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