Facebook ambush
lying in wait on facebook chat until the object of your ambush appears in green, and then immediately sending them a message, commenting on something on their wall or tagging them in a post.
flaming hot #1: g-ddd i can never be on fb chat anymore, that creepshow mitch-ll keeps chirping at me
smokeshow friend #1: that’s the worst. cl-ssic facebook ambush.
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