Facebook Chat


the most r-t-rded program ever written and posted on the internet.

it was initially coded to serve as a modern torture device for all people who believe in the right to communicate.

facebook admins try to make you think that they are updating the system and codes once in a while, though in reality, they are just temporarily shutting down the f-book so they can circle-jerk each other.

is constantly trying to look like it is getting better and the bugs out, but in reality is just creating a cheap and crude form of aim.
guy 1- were you trying to say something on the f-book today?

guy 2- yeah, but the f-cking facebook chat wouldn’t work and made me want to kill myself.
another addition to the facebook stalkers toolkit for people who you don’t want to talk to… to talk to you. to make it worse, the only off-switch is “going offline” on your internet browser.
you remember that creepy blake guy from our high school? he caught me on facebook chat the other day and i didn’t want to deal with the overwhelming guilt of ignoring him so i had to say hi.
one of the most r-t-rded chat’s in history…..ever. it allows one to communicate with someone, while at the same time logging you on and off. resulting in many users to express their hatred of facebook chat via status updates, simutaniously starting a conversation on your status….okay facebook…clearly your suck at the art of online chats!
why does facebook chat have to always suck b-lls?
1. the instant messaging utility on www.facebook.com where friends can talk to one another without the boring tedium of wall posts and status updates.

please note the this is one word and not two, or even three…
foster was excited to waste time on facebookchat with jessie until his shift was over. he would then never talk to her again, ever. don’t cry.
yet another pointless addition to the popular facebook internet application.
said chat enables anyone logged into facebook to chat with other friends who are also logged in.
this chat feature is pretty much a waste of time and money due to the fact that most of the users who are on facebook at the time, are likely on msn as well. so really, it just allows creepy people to stalk you more efficiently.
wow! facebook chat is rad, but why do all of these creepy guys keep telling me they have a 12 inch pianist?
the newest and most convienent replacement for standard instant messaging of the past.

facebook chat is an instant messaging client provided to users of the facebook.com website. the service is only available while directly logged into the site; in addition, a user’s “online friends” are determined on, not screen names (as many older clients have used previously), but rather the same friends he/she has on facebook.com.
i just don’t use aim to talk to anyone anymore because facebook chat is so much more convenient.

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