facebook-conservative
adj. tending to oppose changes made by facebook, inc. to the facebook website’s layout.
n. one who has a facebook-conservative outlook
ted: i don’t like the new photo viewer on facebook…
fred: you’re totally facebook-conservative, man.
sam: i really wish facebook would stop changing everything.
pam: you’re definitely a facebook-conservative.
someone who actively posts’ propaganda against obama and thinks all liberals are stupid. i don’t care if you are a conservative or republican but facebook conservatives are a brand new kind of stupid. i don’t like obama either but get a f-cking grip.
if i see one more shared picture on my wall comparing flight checks to the n-z-‘s, i will become the richest person in the world and hire the best hacker in the world and the best hitman in the world just to f-cking hunt you down you sh-t faced motherf-cker. by the way, i don’t know why you are blaming obama, because obama doesn’t f-cking run the airport you stupid f-cking facebook conservative.
n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or cl-ss intolerance.
his wall posts can be extreme, but he’s a facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.
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