facebook crackhead


1. a facebook user who has to check his/her facebook so much, it gets in the way of their personal life. 2. a facebook user who uses their profile as a public journal for their minute by minute feelings/actions.
1. “bob is such a facebook crackhead! he got fired from the internet cafe for p-ssing in a cup and serving it to someone all because he wanted a funny status to put on facebook!”

2. joe got p-ssed that sally keyed his car so being the facebook crackhead he is, he went on facebook and posted this on his profile for all to see: “i hope that b-tch sally f$%#ing rots in h-ll for what she did to my corvette! sally had fake b–bs and a tattoo on her -ss that says ‘stick two fingers in here’. she also puts out after 5 drinks.”

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