Facebook drought
when nothing has happened on facebook since your last login. facebook drought can make you feel sad, because it makes you realize that you’ve logged in 5 times within the last 2 hours. this shows that, for the moment, you don’t have much of a life at all.
example #1:
person 1: stop bothering me, go away and do something.
person 2: sorry…facebook drought.
example #2:
person 1: you’re ok? you seem a bit down today?
person 2: i’m fine…it’s just…facebook drought.
person 1: oh…i’m sorry, man. i didn’t know…
a period of time on facebook where you don’t post on friends’ wall, update statuses or have any activity on facebook.
me: i was facebook creeping on myself the other day. i’ve got a facebook drought from october to november.
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