Facebook duty
facebook duty is
1: an individual who call off of work claiming illness or some other personal issues but is caught posting on facebook stating to the effects of ” skipped out on work to go take my gf to mcdonalds”.
2: an individual who signs up for a tour in the armed forces reserve and is caught spending all most all his alleged time while on reserve duty pulling facebook duty.
3: an individual that calls off all appointments with friends and family just so he/she can play games and wax thier epeen on facebook.
friend 1:did you hear andy got busted pulling facebook duty..
friend 2: yea well if he wouldnt post on facebook every hour that wouldnt of happened.
friend 1: of course when you tell the boss that you would go hang out with them but you noshow and get busted online playing farmville.
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