Facebook Entertainer


when your sole activity on facebook is to comment or respond only to major events, rather than consistent / daily updating. in other words, you come out much like a clown, magician, or mathemagician and only appear (to post / accept invitations) at parties, birthdays, and bar mitzvah’s.
guy 1 – “hey man, did you see the video i posted yesterday?”

guy 2 – “nah man, sorry, i’m strictly a facebook entertainer”

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