Facebook Feng Shui


the facebook art or practice of eliminating toxicity on your friends list and news feed while keeping the most uplifting friends and positive posts to show up.
“hey, why aren’t you facebook friends with julio anymore?”
“i just couldn’t handle reading all that drama every day so i had to facebook feng shui him.”

“wow. that’s brilliant. you are brilliant.”

“yes. i know.”

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