Facebook Flirt
when a individual or group of individuals use “facebook friends” to find unsuspecting targets for conversation and flirting, but never actually plan on being in a relationship with them. most look attractive in their profile pic, but only after hours of editing
john: brian this really cute girl added me yesterday and commented on my pics, she’s into me.
brian: that’s w-ssup man.
4 weeks later
john: do you know that hoe won’t answer me in a message or im, and i saw her at this concert and she had ant hills all over her face.
brian: really? sucks man
1 hour later
-john has 20 mutual friends with kiersten-
ryan: hey john you see that hot chick commenting my pics
john: omg, that facebook flirt !
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