Facebook Friend Request Purgatory


the act of neither confirming nor ignoring friend requests of those that i full well know and remember, but who have thrown me even the slightest bit of shade in the past. i instead leave them to linger for days, weeks and sometimes a full month in ‘friend request purgatory’–for punishment… and purification–before finally accepting their requests and welcoming them into “heaven” (i.e. my friend list)
did your ex boyfriend friend request you? he’s on facebook now.

yes girl, i have him locked away in facebook friend request purgatory, to give him time to think about his choices and hopefully make better ones in the future.

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