Facebook Friend Zoned
a state in which you find yourself in after talking to a girl for a awhile, and then suddenly ignored completely. however you are still friends on facebook for all eternity.
dave- “awwww man…i’ve been talking to this girl for a few weeks, but now she won’t respond to my texts. i’m still her friend on facebook though….”
mike- ” dude, you just got facebook friend zoned.”
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