Facebook Fuckwit
a facebook f-ckwit is an individual that spends their half their sad life trying to collect as many freinds as possible on facebook. the facebook f-ckwit will spend ridiculous amounts of time on facebook trying to increase the number of so called ‘facebook friends’, because in reality they have no ‘real’ friends and it makes them feel better about themselves.
drew peac-cks law states that… ‘ the higher number of facebook ‘friends a user has ‘ is proportionally equivalent to ‘the lack of real world social interaction ability the f-ckit actually has’.
fact
facebook f-ckwit: ‘i are so ‘popliar,’ i has over 2000 facebook friends, … f-ck me, i are soooo ‘popliar’ and admired!’
real world person: no you f-cking haven’t you stupid f-ckin’ ‘facebook f-ckwit!’, you don’t even know 10 people you can call friends…….. go out and talk to real people in the real world, -sshole!
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