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a girl who puts expendably revealing or s-xy pictures of herself on facebook for the sole purpose of receiving attention from guys because she needs to feel wanted, important, and/or attractive.

see attention wh-r-
guy 1: dude, jenny is a total facebook hoe
guy 2: yeah, she’s a dumb sl-t. it’s great.
a facebook ho is that friend that adds all the hot guys/girls that you met or became friends with first.
haley: look who added me!! isn’t he cute?

teresa:yess!!

-ten minutes later-

teresa: i just added him!!

haley: facebook hoe!!
a word commonly used to describe hoes on facebook.

someone may qualify as a facebook hoe if they:
– constantly post revealing photos of themselves with the intention of getting reactions and receiving attention, be it positive or negative
– over-edit photos to create the illusion of being more physically attractive than they are off-line
– are blatantly open about their unchanging dtf life style
– make a point of letting everyone know just how little they take someone’s opinion into consideration (only when it is negative)
– occasionally or constantly post seemingly deep, meaningful, or heartfelt statuses and/or pictures of themselves to remind the world that attractive people have feelings, too
– quote popular/well-liked songs (particularly deep, loving, overly-happy quotes; may also use quotes that are sad, b-tchy, and/or “i don’t give a sh-t about what you say” in nature)
– can post a hideous photo of themselves with a self-destructive subt-tle, and get numerous likes and re-ssuring comments on it
– friend or unfriend people without any apparent causes (although it is often a case of liking someone based on physical appearance and/or life style, or ridding oneself of a “hater”)
– use “baby talk” to come across as being an adorable person
– self-destructive comments:
“i look soooo fat in this picture!! ):”
“ewwh, look at my hairr :p”
“grossnessss to my outfit, buuuut ohwell!!”

– baby talk:
“i wuv you ((:”
“awwwh, fanks ;)”
“oh, i sowwy :/”
“otay! :d”

example 1:

girl 1: “guh-ross!! look at this; 127 likes, 67 -and counting- comments..! and all it is is a picture of this fugly b-tch sneering at a camera with her b–bs hanging the f-ck out!!” -gags-

girl 2: “ugh, i know!! and is that her toilet in the background…? like, what does that facebook hoe think she is??”

example 2:

guy 1: “dude, look at this chick; her b–bs are f-cking huge!” -likes picture-

girl 1: “ummm, did you also happen to notice how ugly her face is?”

girl 2: “yeah, like, really. she looks like she’s the child of chucky and anne hathaway.” -grimaces- “total facebook hoe.”

guy 2: “nahh, i mean.. it’s not like, umm… she’s not that… oh. hmmm- but just look at those knockers!!”