Facebook Impatience


the act of absolute intolerance of excessive facebook usage.

i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, facebook stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a facebook drama queen, obsessive application usage, facebook creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.

facebook impatience usually results in a speedy facebook murder without hesitation.
marky has a severe case of facebook impatience. i took the “what’s you favorite position” quiz, and posted 4 status updates today, and he dropped me like a hot potato!

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