Facebook Jack
occurs when one poor soul leaves a facebook account open on a public computer, or any computer for that matter, and gets statuses, pictures, s-xual orientation, friends, groups, videos, applications, and all other aspects f-cked completely up.
generally used to teach valuable lessons about locking your sh-t up.
-matt has been facebook jacked.
molly: matt, how drunk were you last night?
matt: not very, why?
molly: you facebook status says you “got f-cked in the -ss super hard without lube and you liked it.”
matt: d-mnit! they facebook jacked me again!!
molly: maybe you should learn to lock your sh-t up.
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