Facebook Judas
n. a person who friends you on facebook that you thought was a friend but turns out to have done so with malevolent intent, e.g., for purposes of surveillance, stalking, har-ssing or defaming.
n. did you hear what d-ck did? he friended everybody at work, then uploaded pictures from a p-rn site and tagged them all. what a facebook judas.
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