Facebook Lie
a girl or guy (usually girl) who on facebook appears to be quite attractive typically8/10 or above , but then in real life is way below expected 6/10 .
ben; hey , iv been facebooking this really fit girl check her out (link)
jim : wow shes hot !
ben ; yea im meeting her tomorrow
next day
ben; omg she was morbidly obese , what a total facebook lie !
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