Facebook News


the internet news source (facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.
guy 1: “so hey, do we know where jenny is tonight?”

guy 2: “not exactly, but according to facebook news, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. frownie-face.”

guy 1: “…f-cking stalker.”

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