facebook player
a guy whose friend list on facebook consists of 90% girls. however, he has never met most of these girls. his default picture will usually feature him in sungl-sses making some sort of hand gesture in an embarr-ssing attempt to look like a player, when in reality he has no confidence with women, is 5′ 4″ and still lives at home. he sends out friend requests to random girls, and hardly ever talks to any of them, except when he wants them to leave s-xually charged wall posts so his friends and other girls think he’s s-xy.
person 1: dude, liam has 544 friends on facebook! and they are almost all girls.
person 2: no worries, he’s just a facebook player
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