facebook prophet
someone that posts their nonsensical ideas on facebook hoping people will think they are an intellectual or “enlightened.” these people will usually have a following of friends who will agree with whatever they have to say even if it makes no sense at all.
tyler: did you see jeff’s status update about life and why we exist?
me: yeah what a dumb-ss, he’s the definition of a facebook prophet.
people that regularly post prophetic, inspirational status updates.
a facebook prophet might post a status update such as:
“today was a glorious gift wrapped in a tapestry of sunlight, rainbows, and children’s laughter.”
– f. n. douchebag
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