Facebook Scrooge
a person who is constantly complaining about the number of notifications they recieve on a status or tagged photo etc.
often when they post a status which sparks a conversation between two others, resulting in a high notification count for the original status poster.
jake tyler is happy with his new iphone.
john barns: ahh dude iphone, that’s sweet.
jessie farnsworth: dude i’ve got an iphone, it kicks -ss.
john barns: jessie man, tell me about it. i’ve wanted one for so long!!!
jessie farnsworth: well, it’s small and black. got a touch screen and everything!!!
jake tyler: guys, i just got so many notifications, can you take this wall2wall.
john barns: dammit jake, stop being such a facebook scrooge. we all know this is the only notification action you get.
jessie farnsworth: roflol!!!1!!!!11
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