Facebook Slapped


when a person leaves their computer logged onto facebook and another person updates their status or other information with something rude or vulgar.
facebook status before facebook slapped….”hanging out with firends”
status after facebook slap…”i like cuddling up with my snuggie while enjoying a good book!” or “sorry ladies i’m gay!”

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