Facebook Spy

when someone sends you an invite on facebook and after noticing their inactivity a few months later you check their profile only to discover that they have no information/misinformation on their page and are only using it to check your facebook statuses, pictures, and posts.
“julian is such a facebook spy. he always knows what i post and where i’ve been, but his facebook page is still blank after 6 months and i’m his only friend on facebook. what a freak!”
1- (noun) a facebook profile (the spy) that is used to gather information about users of a certain demographic (the user), particularly people applying for a job in a large company. the spy will be reimbursed by the hiring company for discovering negative information about the user resulting in the user being barred from employment

2- (noun) a person caught in the act of observing your facebook activities at a public location, particularly at a college study commons or library. usually synonymous with a person who behaves as if they were invisible, but whom actually stands out due to poor hygiene, off appearance, or generally creepy mannerisms.

3- (verb) to log into the facebook account of another person without their knowledge to monitor their private activities, such as message history. an act marked by jealousy, suspicion, and lack of trust.
1-
jake: hey man, how did your job interview with company-x go?
steve: it was going great until they asked me to friend becky in human resources… i got nervous when i thought about all those pictures from freshman year.

2-
corey: yeah, i’m studying at the library, i think i’ll be ready for the test.
sarah: hey me too. actually, where are you? this smelly guy near me keeps facebook spying on me and i need to move.

3-
mike: hey nick, so i think my girlfriend thinks i am cheating on her.
nick: uh… ok?
mike: yeah, so i think she has my facebook p-ssword and i think she has been checking my messages.
nick: so change your p-ssword.
mike: no, i wanna find out if she has been facebook spying on me.

nick: soooo ask her, or ask mutual friends to find out.
mike: well i can’t ask her, then she’ll know i’m onto her. i wanna trap her somehow.
nick: ummm…. you could just send ridiculous messages to yourself like “you have aids” and see if she reacts… actually, instead, send yourself a message that a specific family member has p-ssed away, then try to get her console you and maybe you can get her to trip up and mention message specifics? i donno.