Facebook Status Surfing


the act of clicking thru several “friend’s” facebooks statuses like surfing thru channels to find out what they are up to without having to contact them.
friend: how did you find that out? i thought you didnt talk to him/her anyomore.
me: well, i was bored today so i went facebook status surfing and found out what 5 people are doing or feel without having to even get in touch with them.

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