Facebook trauma
facebook trauma (or status infliction) occurs when a ‘friend’ you sill have feelings for gushes about their new lover. a source of deep agony.
facebook trauma examples…
– can’t wait to see my girl tonight 😉
– liam went from being “single” to “in a relationship” <3
- i have the best girlfriend ever!
- here is a picture of us in one another's arms
- we're moving in together
- cuddled up on the sofa watching telly
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