Facebook Twilight
when two guys resembling edward cullen and jacob black fight over a girl on facebook, and solely facebook. she starts to feel like bella swan and it’s a great big stupid love triangle. the bad parts are- nothing is real, n-body really knows unless it’s made obvious, the guys will never show up in real life, and they all pretty much waste their time -n-lyzing everything they put as their status.
mitch, bobby, and lisa were caught in a rad mess of facebook twilight. they google each others statuses in a frenzy looking for sh-t, but to outsiders everything looks perfectly normal. mitch (edward) acts like the psychotic vampire, and continuously ruins lisa (bella)’s life, so obviously bobby (jacob) knows he “is better for her than him.”
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