Facebook wank
when you log on to facebook, the first girl you see that has updated their status, you open up a picture of her and have a w-nk.
“i had a facebook w-nk last night!”
“what’s that?”
“i logged on, saw sarah at the top of list opened up a picture of her and had a w-nk!”
“sounds good!”
when you have a w-nk over a picture of someone on facebook. generally frowned upon.
person 1: i had a facebook w-nk yesterday.
person 2: really? that’s pretty creepy.
when someone writes a very strange status on facebook in order to get attention/comments from other people.
“hey, look at jonhnny’s status, she says he like to wear makeup and high heels, i think he has been facebook raped”
“nah! that loser just had a facebook w-nk that is all!”
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