Facebook Whisperer
one who can see through the facade of others’ statuses, posts and comments on facebook.
db#1 – so what’s up with you and whatshername?
db#2 – idk, she seems cool and she’s funny but always busts my b-lls if i don’t post on her wall for a day or two. then she says she’s only kidding. but me being the facebook whisperer and all, i know it’s more than kidding.
db#1 – she wants to f-ck you.
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