Facebookie
a person that will take bets for you over facebook (either with wall-to-wall or with private messaging) in order to add convenience and remove face to face contact to lower the risk of getting robbed.
i didn’t want to drive all the way down to the track or even grab my phone, so i used my facebookie instead. it’s illegal, but so much easier.
a person who is addicted to facebook, constantly checking to see if they have new notifications.
guy 1: how was your date with sydney?
guy 2: it was good, she was constantly on her phone, checking for new updates on facebook.
guy 1: oh yea, thats what happens when you go on a date with a facebookie.
someone who has succ-mbed to pressure from others and become a facebook addict. mission: to create more fackbookies from facebookophobes
“so over mysp-ce, i’ve converted and become an all out facebookie now”
a person obsessed with fabcebook who prefers that mode of communication over email, telephone or face to face interactions.
jane: what happened to donna? she hasn’t returned any emails or phonecalls and she didn’t make it to my party last sat-rday.
mike: she’s become a facebookie. contact her there, you’re guaranteed a reply.
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