facebookintervention
intervention designed to make the addicted person to understand life exist outside of face book.by using a professional facilitator with real friends and family who love and want their face bookie to come home to reality
i love patti so much i had to have this facebookintervention to make her understand we are all sick of her stupid post,and to come back to us her husband and dogs gus and rufus.
when a friend and/or family member does not have a facebook and his or his friends and family make them have a facebook by forcibly creating one against their will.
friend 1: lily doesn’t have a facebook yet.
friend 2: we should make a facebook intervention!
later in the day:
lily: hey guys!
friends: we r making u a facebook!
lily: o.o
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