facebutt
to headb-tt using your face.
a failed headb-tt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.
a face plant into another human being.
bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in
guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headb-tt was more like a faceb-tt and i really messed up my nose
the result of using facebook for 24 hours or more.
“i’ve missed work and i’ve been on this all last night. i found all the people i went to preschool with.”
“oh hey, you’re really into some serious faceb-tt.”
the act of sitting on your b-tt all day on facebook.
get off your faceb-tt and clean your room!
1)the result of using facebook to have s-xual relations. 2) a person(s) sought after on facebook to have s-xual relations with.
i got some serious faceb-tt last night thanks to facebook!” or “time to search for some faceb-tt!
having a b-tt for a face, and poo brains
jack is a faceb-tt because he has a b-tt on his face
the result of using facebook for 24 hours or more.
“dude, i’ve missed work and i’ve been on here all last night.”
“oh f-ck, you got serious faceb-tt.”
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