Facecocking


the unnecessary use of social media when a private message is more appropriate – usually with the intent of indirectly showing off.
an example of facec-cking as written on someone’s facebook wall:

“hey girlfriend – i’m in a cab in new york right now. meet me outside the club in five minutes.”

“hey dude can i borrow your bike? i’m going to ride across the country tomorrow. it’s going to be rad.”

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