faceduck


the act of abruptly closing your facebook browser window when you see someone you are avoiding is chat available/online.

logging off quickly to avoid possible unwanted chat texts/comments from coming in.
i tried to check out that link you sent me on facebook, but when i saw jen was on chat, i quickly pulled a faceduck out of there.

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