FaceJinx
when a member of the “facebook family” writes something cryptic about a positive change for the future, i.e. “good things are coming my way”, “mars is in my money sector”, “this is the real deal– here’s to true love!” which is quickly followed by an opposite and equal reaction. in the wake of facejinx, the author will either clear status updates for a week, or write a chain of mewling pleas for sympathy.
“you hear sally didn’t make partner like she posted she was gonna? firm fired her -ss and promoted thurston.”
“no, but i knew it was coming. she totally facejinxed herself.”
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