facelook


looking at someone’s profile on the social networking site, facebook, often specifically someone who you haven’t met.
i had this blind date, and i was worried she would be a freak, so i facelooked her.
used to define any expression on someones face.
johnny: did you see the facelook that girl gave you
anthony: yea, she was all sorts of p-ssed
logging onto facebook to see what’s been said and posted without posting anything yourself, commenting, or otherwise partic-p-ting.
person a: i was on facebook for about an hour.

person b: didn’t see you.

person a: didn’t say anything.

person b: oh, facelook.

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