Facelooker
a person who has a facebook account, never updates status or comments yet never misses an update made by others.
captain awesome wasted his time telling itchy about his new table as itchy already knew because he is a facelooker.
a person who collects numerous friends on facebook but who never posts or responds to anything.
i know bob is skulking about on facebook because his picture is on “friends on chat” all day. he has 1,437 friends and never responds or posts anything. he’s a facelooker!
somebody you haven’t met that you have a crush on from looking at their face book.
i thought taylor was a real face-looker then i met her and i found out she was a real freak.
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