facemacer


a female who uses mace or another form of gaseous toxic substance to deter a stalker, attacker, or male whom she otherwise dislikes.
“i hate that facemacer; i was just trying to tell her ‘good morning'”

“better wear sunglesses when talking to her. shes a facemacer”

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