facenuke


the ultimate form of facepalm; to facepalm beyond all reasoning. so far beyond reasoning that you defy all forms logic and physical understanding. g-d cringes at the sight of your facepalming pwnage. to facenuke is to admit your shame for there is no greater art of recognizing failure than facenuking.
i just had to facenuke after realizing that the same shirt i bought online, i could have gotten for cheaper at my local store.
when doing a facepalm isn’t enough there is facenuke. basically a facenuke is something you do when you are in the presence of extreme stupidity.
narby css player:

“liek hwo do ay bai gun?!?! pls answar pls plox pls.”

random player: -facenuke-

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