Facesturbating
the act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don’t really.
p – hey look at joe bloggs’ status, it says “joe is really gay”, he’s definitely just been fraped!
m – nah, joe bloggs doesn’t have any friends, he’s definitely just facesturbating.
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