Facesturbooking
a special form of multi-tasking that involves masturbating to a p-rn video (preferably on websites like youp-rn, redtube, p-rnhub, ect.) while engaged in a facebook chat conversation.
friend 1: dude, you call him i’m lazy
friend 2: you call him, i’m masturbating
friend 1: on facebook?
friend 2: hayley huneck has never looked so good
friend 1: facesturbooking again??
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