facetard
anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook
using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook
someone who is addicted to facebook.
rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! he has also just added has 2000th “friend” who is actually a friend of his friend’s cousin’s niece. way to go, facetard!
someone with a r-t-rded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely r-t-rded
dude, tom’s such a facetard
i like to facetard random people in photoshop.
a name used in place of “facebook” when the website exhibits one of its many glitches.
rob is so happy to be receiving notifications about things he can’t view on the pages of people who aren’t his friends. way to go, facetard!
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