faceturbation
the act of masturbating to your friends’ pictures on facebook.
craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.
the act of facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own facebook profile.
looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation!
when someone likes his own status/photo/comment on facebook.
johnny: feeling lonely tonight, think it’s a good time for a little faceturbation..
-likes- -unlikes- -likes- -unlikes- -likes- -unlikes- ahhhhh -facegasm-
-mom comes in-
johnny: ohhh god mom i can explain
mom: what are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?
engaging in solitary, senseless time-wasting facebook games and activities designed to keep you on facebook as long as possible.
bob has got to cut back on his faceturbation — he’s been super-poking me for two weeks straight!
i’ve been faceturbating with flower gifts for six hours now!
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