fact guaranteed
a “fact guaranteed” is an emphatic affirmation of a thing or a situation (usually positive), that is either held to be true or about to happen.
something agreed upon.
a promise, a binding oral contract.
person 1: you going to rock werchter hey?
person 2: fact guaranteed man, f-cking fact guaranteed!
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