factutainment
the new hybrid cable tv newscast that over sensationalizes the news with little to no fact checking, input from randoms on social networks, live calls to incoherent bystanders and which often accompanied by fast graphics animations transitions and dramatic background sounds
i really enjoyed watching the news tonight. so full of factutainment, it was a lot like csi meets monday night football if produced by m knight shyamalan
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