Faerie Dusting
rubbing one’s t-st-cl-s on a cheese grater over partner’s face while partner beats off (this can also be performed over a gl-ss-top table a la the hot plate special)
“new year’s eve is the best time for a good faerie dusting. that way you can start the new year with painful genital st-tching.”
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