faffalanche


portmanteau of the words faff and avalanche.

generally used to describe a situation where one persons faffing causes a series of faffs from several people, usually resulting in delay.

these faffs would most likely have not occured were it not for the initial faffer, therefore they have caused a faffalanche.
example 1: group of people just about ready to leave the house.

person 1: “taxi’s here!”
person 2: “oh, hang on, im going to change my shirt”
person 3: “i might change mine if you are”
person 4: “im going to use the toilet while you do that”
person 5: “im going to grab another beer then”

a faffalanche has been caused.

example 2:

person 2: “i might change my shirt”
person 1: “don’t, the taxi’s here and you’ll cause a faffalanche”

a faffalanche has been prevented.

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